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I had this forwarded to me in an email. I got a chuckle out of it, though I think I cried a little inside at some of the examples…

POLITICAL SCIENCE & ECONOMICS FOR DUMMIES

DEMOCRAT

You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
You feel guilty for being successful.

REPUBLICAN

You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
So?

SOCIALIST

You have two cows.
The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.
You form a cooperative and tell him how to manage his cow.

COMMUNIST

You have two cows.
The government seizes both and provides you with milk.
You wait in line for hours to get it.
It is expensive and sour.
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Flowers and smelly creams? Psh, women only! Real men want soap that contains bits of broken glass and only works at water temperatures of 40 or below. Real men don’t want perfumed toilette paper..

Scottish Spring Soap for Men:

Sandy Toilette Paper (for a good hard scrubbin’):

Then again… ouch! I hurt just thinking about those products.

I found a funny post over here that is a great combination of two worlds that I’m sure have never met: Rap/Dance music & Excel charts

Here’s a sampling of the funnier ones:

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I have uploaded and organized a picture summary of our Christmas 2007 vacation to the east coast. Kerry was able to change her flight to head to Connecticut for a few days for her Grandfather’s funeral and then she took a train to meet me in Baltimore where we spent the rest of our vacation seeing the surrounding sights. Very relaxing vacation.

Link to the photo site: here

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So I was on my way back to work after lunch when I got a chuckle out of the license plate on the car ahead of me. Normally I think personalized license plates (the government/DMV term for them, I kid you not: Vanity Plates) are stupid, immature, or otherwise lame, this one I truly like:

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